• cat or dog?

    From August Abolins@2:221/1.58 to All on Friday, July 03, 2020 09:16:00
    Hello!

    Cat? Dog?

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    같같같같膚글같같같같輻굇급
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    같겨薩굇같갚굇같갚굇賞幡금
    같檳굇複굇굇같갚굇굇굇霜굇
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    격굇굇굇賽薩굇굇굅굅굅굅굇금
    겪굇굇굇굇굇굇굇갚갚갚긁굇
    같霜굇굇굇굇굇굅굅굅긁굇굇
    같같霜굇굇굇굇굇複輻굇굇輻
    같같같霜複複輻賽굇굇긁輻
    같같같같갚굇굇굇굇긋


    ../|ug

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  • From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to August Abolins on Friday, July 03, 2020 10:44:12
    On 03 Jul 2020, August Abolins said the following...

    Cat? Dog?

    That Doge!

    Jay

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  • From Wilfred van Velzen@2:280/464 to August Abolins on Friday, July 03, 2020 18:04:03
    Hi August,

    On 2020-07-03 09:16:00, you wrote to All:

    Cat? Dog?

    같같같같겨같같같같같같같
    같같같같膚方같같같같같輻금
    같같같같膚글같같같같輻굇급
    같같같겪輻굇賽賽複輻굇굇급
    같같겨輻굅굇굇굇굇글굇蔔급
    같겨薩굇같갚굇같갚굇賞幡금
    같檳굇複굇굇같갚굇굇굇霜굇
    같腑격幡굇굇긁賞倂굇굇굇旁
    겪같갚굇굇굇금栢薩굅같굇긋覆
    격갚蔔白굇굇굇굇굅같같갚굇금
    膚璽蔔蔔棚견굇같같같같같굇급
    檳급璽薩겨倂倂굇굇굅굅굅굇굇
    檳굇賽複굇긁굇굇굇굇갚갚갚급
    격굇굇굇賽薩굇굇굅굅굅굅굇금
    겪굇굇굇굇굇굇굇갚갚갚긁굇
    같霜굇굇굇굇굇굅굅굅긁굇굇
    같같霜굇굇굇굇굇複輻굇굇輻
    같같같霜複複輻賽굇굇긁輻
    같같같같갚굇굇굇굇긋

    Pig... ;-)


    Bye, Wilfred.

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  • From August Abolins@2:221/1.58 to Wilfred van Velzen on Friday, July 03, 2020 23:27:00
    Hello Wilfred!

    ** On Friday 03.07.20 - 18:04, Wilfred van Velzen wrote to August Abolins:

    Cat? Dog?

    Pig... ;-)


    HUMPF. :( It *does* kinda.




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  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12 to August Abolins on Monday, July 06, 2020 12:33:21
    Re: cat or dog?
    By: August Abolins to All on Fri Jul 03 2020 09:16:00


    Cat? Dog?

    pig...


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to mark lewis on Tuesday, July 07, 2020 12:44:00
    Mark,

    Cat? Dog?

    pig...

    When my late wife saw a pig, she said the first four words
    that came to mind were "ham, bacon, pork, sausage". <G>

    Now, all we need are tomatoes, biscuits and sausage gravy,
    eggs, a pitcher of orange juice, and breakfast is served!! <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Don Lowery@1:340/1000 to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, July 08, 2020 17:51:17
    Cat? Dog?
    pig...
    When my late wife saw a pig, she said the first four words
    that came to mind were "ham, bacon, pork, sausage". <G>

    Nah...what comes to mind is a companion some people used to destroy the house that got foreclosed by the bank. Good piggy!

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Don Lowery on Thursday, July 09, 2020 06:15:00
    Don,

    Nah...what comes to mind is a companion some people used to destroy the house that got foreclosed by the bank. Good piggy!

    I have a picture over here of an emaciated, malnourished, porker...
    where you could see his ribs. It was a piggy bank woefully low on
    money. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Don Lowery@1:340/1000 to Daryl Stout on Friday, July 10, 2020 14:39:38
    Nah...what comes to mind is a companion some people used to destroy t house that got foreclosed by the bank. Good piggy!
    I have a picture over here of an emaciated, malnourished, porker... where you could see his ribs. It was a piggy bank woefully low on
    money. <G>

    Yep. Just read a story about another porker from Oklahoma City who refused to wear a mask into a shoe store...assaulted the employees & left screaming.
    Just like when Bart/Lisa headed to summer camp...kept saying "Not Oklahoma"
    in a chant & when I found out that's where it was..."D'oh".
    Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it was...left her license &
    such on the counter for the employee to give to the police.

    Have to work this evening...but at least that will give me a smile &
    something to talk about.

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Don Lowery on Saturday, July 11, 2020 02:59:00
    Don,

    I have a picture over here of an emaciated, malnourished, porker... where you could see his ribs. It was a piggy bank woefully low on
    money. <G>

    Yep. Just read a story about another porker from Oklahoma City who
    refused to wear a mask into a shoe store...assaulted the employees &
    left screaming. Just like when Bart/Lisa headed to summer camp...kept saying "Not Oklahoma" in a chant & when I found out that's where it was..."D'oh". Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it
    was...left her license & such on the counter for the employee to give
    to the police.

    That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
    uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

    Have to work this evening...but at least that will give me a smile & something to talk about.

    There is so little to laugh at nowadays. I saw 2 hilarious files in
    the D-Star Trains And Railroads Net Facebook Group that I moderate. I
    am also the Net Control (Conductor) for that net, which meets on the
    QuadNet Array every Friday at 8pm Eastern Time, on the amateur radio
    modes of D-Star, DMR, WIRES, and System Fusion...plus taking checkins
    on the mode of D-Rats. There is a railroad trivia question, and those
    checking in for the first time, can request a commemorative certificate
    via email.

    Anyway, the files were these, which I've put in the files area on the
    BBS for Verified Users.

    badstrun.png -- When Street Running Goes Bad. While not that common as
    it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
    down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo
    shows a single diesel locomotive, running "engine light" (with no
    other cars). The traffic signal is red, but he's moving. The meme
    notes that the engineer said to the police officer that "the light
    was yellow when I entered the intersection". <G>

    redblock.png -- a colorful pair of shorts or a bathing suit, with
    what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
    on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

    I roared with laughter, especially on the second one.

    Daryl, WX4QZ

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  • From August Abolins@2:221/1.58 to mark lewis on Monday, July 13, 2020 00:19:00
    Hello mark!

    ** On Monday 06.07.20 - 12:33, mark lewis wrote to August Abolins:

    Re: cat or dog?
    By: August Abolins to All on Fri Jul 03 2020 09:16:00

    Cat? Dog?

    pig...


    Hmmm. Or, a fat chow chow?

    Meanwhile, here's a pretty funny clip:

    https://youtu.be/e8QtsyNXvFg

    "Obstacle Challenge CAT vs DOG"


    Apparently, there are others in a series, same players, but different obstacles. Wish I had unlimited internet so waste bandwidth on some of these.


    ../|ug

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  • From Don Lowery@1:340/1000 to Daryl Stout on Monday, July 13, 2020 04:11:49
    was..."D'oh". Fortunately...being the Okie rocket scientist it was...left her license & such on the counter for the employee to give to the police.
    That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
    uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

    Oh yeah! The best one has to be the idiot on camera at 1 AM using a cinder block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces back & nails him.

    badstrun.png -- When Street Running Goes Bad. While not that common as
    it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
    down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo

    Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing the track during drizzle.

    what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
    on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

    Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Don Lowery on Tuesday, July 14, 2020 09:12:00
    Don,

    That's like the guy who holds up the bank in his work uniform, and
    uses the back of his deposit ticket as a stick-up note. <G>

    Oh yeah! The best one has to be the idiot on camera at 1 AM using a
    cinder block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces
    back & nails him.

    The owner got tired of smash and grab break-ins, so he put in hardened plexiglas (sp?). The thug flunked his initiation into the local thieves
    guild. <G>

    it once was, there are some areas where the railroad tracks go right
    down a busy city street. It's known as "street running". The photo

    Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing the track during drizzle.

    Folks don't realize how dangerous that can be.

    what looked like a Burlington Northern Santa Fe (BNSF) locomotive
    on the front, and the words "STOP LOOKING AT MY TRAIN!!". <BG>

    Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".

    I just wonder if those shorts have a caboose on the rear. <BG>

    Daryl

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  • From Don Lowery@1:340/1000 to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, July 15, 2020 07:47:15
    cinder block to break the front window of Radio Shack. Just bounces back & nails him.
    The owner got tired of smash and grab break-ins, so he put in hardened plexiglas (sp?). The thug flunked his initiation into the local thieves guild. <G>

    Was expecting to see his head roll around the parking lot.

    Have that downtown here. It's where I took the only tumble on my bike crossing the track during drizzle.
    Folks don't realize how dangerous that can be.

    Was talking with my roommate who only rides a bicycle & done so for 25 years. He had the same thing happen to him...but he was able to keep upright.

    Like the t-shirt which used to say "Eyes Up Here".
    I just wonder if those shorts have a caboose on the rear. <BG>

    From some of the people from that Wal-Mart site...way too many have several cabooses. Don't get me wrong...like BBW...but when 1 cheek is the same size
    as both of mine...that's the limit.

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